Rig – the protagonist of the Japanese gaming house’s bust ‘em up – may be an accomplished Taekwondo fighter, but he makes for a pretty useless offshore employee.

In a fairly rudimentary characterisation perhaps drawing on the US public’s renewed knowledge of all things E&P following the Deepwater Horizon disaster, Rig is so named as he used to run an offshore facility where he honed his martial arts skills.

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